Sunday, July 18, 2010

Intern slave! (I mean, 90 day trial employee) In mindbending 3D!!!!!!!!

Listening to: The Decemberists, Castaways and Cutouts

We at Eye-Scream would like to introduce El Quebracho, our new P.A.! El Quebracho is from the South Island so he doesn't speak much english, but he makes a mean Fappuccino. 
Back in his home town of Invercargill, El Quebracho is a pro-wrestling superstar. Like the famous Mexican wrestler Santo, it is a great dishonor for him to be seen without his mask. Why hire a P.A. who has a resume mainly consisting of leg-locks and full-nelsons? Because he is free and can suplex anyone that gets in our way, essay!
El Quebracho is busy with some paper-mache at the moment, a skill he has developed after years of making Pinata's for local orphans.

Keep up the good work, El Quebracho-you're a credit to the south!

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